Why I cannot support the Baltimore Ravens: Ray Lewis is Jimmy Swaggart in shoulder pads, a whining, sobbing criminal who claims a close, personal connection with a God who obviously likes Ray Ray better than the rest of us. Even …

Disappearing Rembrandts There are tests we can run on the canvas to ensure authenticity. We carbon date hallucinations from the seventeenth century. To the master, to the student, we assign the catalogue. Without favor, with precision, like a laser cuts …

The Oscar-nominated shorts are opening at Market Street in Little Rock this Friday. I haven’t yet watched all of them myself, but Disney’s nominee Paperman is online now. (Thanks to Dan Lybarger for the tip.)

Your monkey watched the film today, and was invited to the live chat. I couldn’t participate because I had to review the film, but I know some of you like this stuff. LIVESTREAM Q&A TRANSCRIPT Can you say something about …

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You get lonely and you call at night And twist everything I’ve ever said You think you know me ‘cause you read my notebooks I think you love me ‘cause we went to bed I know I ain’t no gamin …

Movie 43 Grade: 77 Cast: Elizabeth Banks, Kristen Bell, Halle Berry, Gerard Butler, Anna Faris, Richard Gere, Hugh Jackman, Greg Kinnear, Seth MacFarlane, Stephen Merchant, Dennis Quaid, Liev Schreiber, Emma Stone, Uma Thurman, Naomi Watts and Kate Winslet Directors: Steven …

Monkey note: Yes, this is the blog version. Usually there won’t be any overlap from the column Karen Martin writes for the MovieStyle section but this week there is … End of Watch (R, 120 minutes) — A maddeningly entertaining …

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